Me: I don't understand why I don't have a dad like Anthony or Flea and a teacher like John and a best friend like Chad and boyfriend like Josh and why do I have to live in fucking Narnia and why do I have to study shit I don't like and why don't I go to Chili Peppers gigs everyday and why don't I have intellectual conversation with Frusciante everyday and why don't I go surfing with Anthony everyday and why I don't brush Josh's hair everyday, tell me now tell me .
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